Ha ha, the squirrels laugh, isn’t she pathetic.
Every year when I plant spring bulbs, they chitter jeeringly as they watch me sprinkle cayenne on the crocuses. They roll their eyes as I pour strange concoctions–vats of diluted pepper sauce, mostly–over the flower beds. They practically fall out of the trees, hysterical, as I lower baskets of bulbs into the ground inside elaborate chicken wire cages.
Delicious bulbs you have here, lady, the squirrels say. We like them spicy.
Every fall I say this year will be different. This year I mean it, thanks to my new anti-squirrel artillery: Tommies.
Above: Unlike most crocuses, Crocus tommasinianus, aka Tommies, contain a bitter-tasting alkaloid that repels squirrels (pardon me for a moment while I step away from the computer to shake my fist at them). Photograph by L. B. Tettenborn via Wikimedia.
Above: Photograph by Sebastian Wallroth via Wikimedia.
Squirrel-resistant Crocus Tommasinianus also is available from White Flower Farm, where 50 bulbs are $9.95.
N.B. This is an update of a post that was originally published on August 28, 2012.
Finally, get more ideas on how to successfully plant, grow, and care for crocus with our Crocus: A Field Guide.
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